WHITE PEOPLE: Welcome to the dark side!

I'd like to start a new segment here on Botik Speaks (a subsidiary of Botik does Busan), I call it "WHITE PEOPLE:". I find it quite important to bring to light stupid things that white people do. After all white people are about the most horrid group of people to walk the earth, with their constant denial of any origin culture, global domination, american idol, Wal-Mart, FOX News, Golf ...etc. See this video if you still don't understand.

I think you get the point. Anyways this is not a racist commentary, like said I'm talking about a "group" of people. I m not necessarilly picking on the caucasian race, but "white people of all races. For example:

CARL BANKS

Carl Banks, from the classic family sitcom starring none oher than Will Smith, is extremely "white", eventhough he happens to be African-American. Carl's "whiteness" is mainly due to his love of cable knit sweaters and his nasty habit of wearing them around his neck ("white" person dead giveaway). He is also a va-j-j when it comes to doing anything fun or scandalous Will wants to do. ALSO! On that note, while in the series, Will is definitly not "white", Will Smith most likely is "White" in "real" life.

On the other hand, it would be fair to say that most caucasian people indeed fall under the category of "white", while on the other hand, not all caucasians are "white"... we will call these people "black". Take our man Bill Cliton for example. Many like to refer to him as our first black president.

Bill Cliton kept it quite real in the in and out of the white house (a place that certainly is white). His antics in the oval office characterized him as a real person, and whether or not you agreed with his politics, Slick Willy did his and tried to keep it as real as possible. I mean he cheifed and played saxophone in the "OoH-val" office...I'm sure of it.

However I'd like to give it up to Abraham Lincoln.

He may have been the first real "Black" president. He did somethings that were very un"white". By freeing slaves he lent a hand to humanity and denied profits and capitalism for the sake of freedom. Oh yes, much money was lost....but Honest Abe didn't care....most "white" people would turn the other cheek to such inhumanity in fear of such profit loss. Any other "Black" presidents??? Obama so far ha proven to be quite "black". First african american prez, yes! Black....we'll see.

So in the context of this blog, and the terms that I tend to use: "black" and "white", Carl is not "black", he is "white"...the color of his skin happens to be black....but like i said it has nothing to do with race.

White people like to do silly things like have hot dog singing competitions as seen here... Check out this lil nazi in training.

I fear Will is being bread for presidency in 2040. Forget the melting of the polar ice caps or oil slicks that look like mother mary, if anything foreshadows the apocalypse this is it!

Jeez! What's wrong with these people? Newscast master Nealon Bob overhere is all "How can I get involved"...here's an idea why don't you grab two wieners: insert one in your mouth and one in your butt. Shit! If you like it so much grab four and give some to Mary your co-anchor/ helmet hair representative. Lil Will's parents should be beaten severely and exterminated!

My favorite part is when the reporter say " his mom's been letting him play video games all day and Will didn't want to sing the song". How white is this? VERY WHITE!!! I bet this little tool sits around all day slurping down oscar meyer wieners and playing star craft. Meanwhile, putting lots of hard work and effort into his first heart attack and a life long bout with diabetes. Jeez....white people....only white people could think up this shit. The best part of this whole whitey jizz fest is the fact that this kid will win tickets to american idol and $5000!!! What the hell is this kid going to do with $5000??? Probably buy a butt plug, some JNCO 62'' jeans, and life time supply of red bull. Hooray for hotdogs! Just another abomination created by "white" peeps. I think John Robbins said it right:

"You see, the song produces in it's young audience the belief that by eating Oscar Meyer Weiners they are actually "loving" the animals and they are seemily eager to become these very weiners."

Let's watch some more exciting meat entertainment (could we say meatainment???). I know we've seen this before.

YEAH! VIDEO GAMES ARE FUN!!! HOT DOGS ARE FUN TOO!!! Enjoy that shit, and enjoy the mix of bodies ROTTING IN your intestines!!! I would love to see what wold happen if we replace every meat adjective or noun with it's real word. For example: instead of "How about a cheeseburger" we say "how would you like a ground up cow body, topped with a slice of mucus-homone, and some corn syrup, between two slices of modified grains?"....That sounds delicious! SURE!!!

Anyways, the main point here is that "white" people are to blame for all this.

This is only my first installment. I figure that I hate on white people so much that I may as well deliver it to the masses. And, on that note I leave you with this, another fine example of "white" people wasting time, money, and resources for their own self indulgent jizz-fest. There really is no explanation or commentary on my part needed for this one. Please add your own. Enjoy!

Look at em:((((((